he wants to bone in the snuggie
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize