I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
