with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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