Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
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When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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