i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
You almost got us killed.
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i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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