apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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