we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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