OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
