You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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