wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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