she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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