Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
