I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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