Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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