we need to drink 2009 down the drain
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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