So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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