hell yes lets make some ravioli
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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