i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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