Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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