Pregnant stripper...not hot.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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