P.S. I can't hear my feet
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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