did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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