How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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