I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
did i just pee glitter
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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