We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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