I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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