There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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