problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
