Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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