I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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