It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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