There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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