I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
