my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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