Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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