I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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