We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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