they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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