the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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