Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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