Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
