I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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