He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
home. puking in laundry basket.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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