I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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