we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
and she was petting her beer can
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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