I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
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if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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