He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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