so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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