Can Purell be used as lube?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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