Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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