Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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