Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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