some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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