I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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