Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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