Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Do vagina's smell?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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